For singletons or the recently separated, V Day can seem
like a worrisome blot on their emotional landscape. For eleven months of the
year Florists, Confectioners and Card Shops churn out fairly unremarkable
blooms, sweets and messages – then something odd happens at the beginning of
February. It’s as though they’ve missed out on Christmas and are determined to
try and out-tack one another.
It begins like Chicken Pox, with the odd pink blemish or
swirl of red ribbon. Then as each day passes more and more cerise, magenta and
crimson appears. Window displays become chock full of silk veins and arteries
plumbed into swelling satin organs. Jauntily angled cocktail glasses and
champagne bottles vie for space in this sick bowl of gushing sentimentality.
When I pass my local Thornton’s I’m reminded of that scene
from Chocolat , when Alfred Molina is unable to quell his repressed urges any
longer and runs amok in the window of the local chocolatier, gorging himself on
everything he can, before he falls into a sugary stupor. This would be
relatively easy to reproduce in Thornton’s, but Interflora and Hallmark might
prove slightly more challenging.
For a start, I suffer from hay fever which cancels out the
florists. How does one run amok in a card shop window? I could tear off all the
bows and ribbons and adorn my body like some camp pearly queen or better still
tear of all my clothes and stick myself to the largest card - a statement of
dissent, if ever there was one.
Then there’s the question of disabling all the alarms and
cutting through the steel safety shutters. I could always buy out the entire
stock of Valentines cards and drop them into a flaming brazier whilst shouting
“Love is dead!” through a megaphone to passing shoppers, but that would just
get me sectioned under the mental health act.
No, the best thing I can do is not get involved. On the 14th
February I’ll get up at 7am and slot into my well-worn routine. With my index
finger hovering over the mute button I’ll sit and watch Bill and Susanna being
nice to each other and sip my instant decaff.
At approximately 9am I won’t rush to the front door and pore
over the post, tearing open a certain beautifully hand -written white envelope
with abandon, hoping for the subtle scent of Fleur by Floris. No, I won’t do
any of that – I promise.
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